Coincidence? I think not.

Weird things have been happening to me since I ran out of estrogen. Personally, I haven't noticed any changes going on. No power surges or anything like that.

But, things have just been weird. I am going to take the dogs for their walk soon and I am going to check out the frog sounds again. I don't think it's methane, Remo, unless pockets of methane gas answer each other. (At least I know now why I started thinking about my ex-husband when I was listening to the twanging noises.) Maybe I will take my camera. Either way, I am guessing I will never hear that sound again. The Mother Ship probably took Them home after their day trip.

Today I tried to buy a patio set. I don't know if I was successful or not. It's on order, but maybe not. At least, that is what the lady in the store told me. It was just a cluster of issues. I wanted ottomans to go with the set, because the chairs have adjustable backs and an ottoman would turn the chair into a lounge chair, perfect for reading. They didn't have any in stock. Can't order any. They have two in the store, but can't see them because they have to have them to show customers what they can't have. Finally the manager agreed to sell me one. Just one. They come in a set of two. Then the computer let the lady order me some, but she doesn't think they will come in. So either I have a nice patio set arriving in about 5 days at the store that I will pick up, or I am out of luck. Of course, they took my credit card. That isn't on back order. I still don't know the new expiration date, which apparently is none of my business.

After that, I went and stopped in my gynecologist's office. I tried yesterday, but they were closed. Golf day, maybe? Anyway, I was just going to ask for some samples of estrogen. I have to take a human growth hormone test and I was concerned that the lack of estrogen in my body might throw the test off, and I don't want to take it twice.

I decided instead to let my doctor get to the same result I wanted all on his own. I explained that I ran out, it will take at least two weeks for my prescription to arrive in the mail, and I am concerned about the test I have to take. He thought about it for a minute, told me the estrogen will not affect the test, and handed me a 30-day sample of estrogen. I love that man.

My computer and router are 3 months old. How do I know this? My router died this morning. Well, I am hoping it's not terminal. I know it was 3 months because I have 90 days free tech support. I got out the paperwork, and it has been 85 days.

Good thing I took the estrogen before I found the paperwork.