The picture is of my patio set, still in the boxes in my car. I had to remove those myself. They were not light. I had to drag them around to the back of my house and try to set the pieces up. You might recall that I had a spot of trouble getting the correct part after I found that one was broken?
The part came when Molly got sick. Of course.
Today we went for another mile walk in the field behind my house. Beagles are bred for endurance and to track things. They found a rabbit, a squirrel, and 5 other dogs. I found mascara, a hair band, a child's plastic watch and a golf ball. I am learning, although they said I am an amateur because I didn't find them using my nose.
After the walk I crabbed to myself a bit about inappropriate gender role assignments. It was time to assemble the patio set, even though Tuesday is November and I live in Michigan. I grabbed the new parts and the tools off the dining room table and went out on the patio. The table was still upside down where I abandoned it in disgust, glass against the paver stones with just a thin layer of cardboard for protection. The cardboard was totally soaked and mushy, and there was a large nightcrawler under it. With the legs up, the table resembled a pathetic dead bug on its back, missing one leg, of course.
I started reading the directions. Of course, they were wrong. The bolts and the washers were not preassembled as the directions stated. No big deal. However, the next item was to attach all four legs. I did that, once I screwed in the new replacement parts. After that, I had to attach a ring to the midpoint of the legs with the bolts for stability. There was no way to attach the ring without removing at least one of the legs first. I hope the little girls next door did not learn some new words today.
After I unattached the leg and reattached it and the ring and tightened the bolts, the next item was to "have someone assist you and turn the table upright." Great. The little girls two doors down probably learned some new words, too. This table top is glass. If I dropped it, it would become garbage.
Luckily, I was able to turn the table upright without scraping any of the finish off the legs or breaking the glass. The worm was surprised to be free to roam about the patio and took off for parts unknown. Probably went south for the winter, and who could blame it? I say 'it' not out of disrespect, but because I think worms are not divided into hes and shes.
I have decided that there is no reason whatsoever for me to try to assemble the umbrella this year. We won't have another day before May or so where the temperature goes as high as 70 degrees, so the table will just have to be abandoned until then. I bought this patio set in July, right? Maybe next July I can use it. With my luck the umbrella is the wrong one and I will have to return it three times to get the correct one to match the rest of the set.
I also bought a large storage bin for the cushions, since they are of a cotton fabric that cannot be left outside in the elements. A bit of indulgence, I guess, but the cushions are very comfortable. Of course, the bin was the last one and has a bashed in corner on the bottom piece. I brought it inside to see if I can repair it somehow and make it waterproof. It's also a bench to sit on, so I will have to make the repair strong and stable. For now, the piece is leaning against the wall while I think about how to repair it. I don't want to open the bin in the spring and find it full of lots of wildlife who nested in the cotton stuffing, nor do I want to find it all musty and mildewy. Is that a word, mildewy?