Sunday, February 20, 2005

Had enough!

We are getting up to 8 inches more of hard, heavy-driving, solid, steady, heavy, wet SNOW.

We have already had about 20% more than the average amount per year. I hope the rest of you are enjoying global warming, because we aren't getting any here in MI.

2005 is expected to be the hottest calendar year since records have been kept. We will be lowering the national average all by ourselves.

For this privilege, we pay the highest car insurance in the country. We have very high state taxes to pay for snow removal, etc. While we have beautiful summers and falls, I think I have about had it. You do not have to shovel heat.

I think I will auction off Remo's cell phone number to finance a move to Florida, where I have wanted to live since I first understood that some people who live in that state have never seen snow. What am I bid?

xoxo

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

You're in Michigan?  Ish here in Illinois its been a pretty snowless winter.  You guys alwyas get all the snow.  And as for global warming..not here either.  Be safe. roseg

Anonymous said...

If I could I would gladly take it all off your hands for ya!!!!  Nothing but rain here!

Stacy

Anonymous said...

Don't go to Florida. It smells like swampland. Go to Texas. They don't have state income taxes.

Anonymous said...

Arizona is much nicer than Florida. But you probably should move to Florida because if you auction off Remo's cell phone number, he could probably find you in Arizona. Sorry about your snow. I'd trade places with you, but I ... er... uh...

Anonymous said...

I haven't been outside yet. We got about 6 inches. I like it though...wouldn't move to florida for all the tea in china

Anonymous said...

You could always sell that free-loading daughter to the gypsies. Wait until the storm system that just left AZ lands on your doorstep. I think I just saw the Mormons loading their Stepford wives into an ark, two by two.

Anonymous said...

No snow here.  The sun is shining but, where's the heat? It's FRIGID outside.  OK, so I might exaggerated a wee bit.  

Monica
http://journals.aol.com/sonensmilinmon/SmilinMonsAdventures/

Anonymous said...

that sucks, but we are having lightening and thunder storms here...YUCK!
hugs,
Kathi

Anonymous said...

Just got back from New Orleans....experienced cold and hot and humidity. Arrived back in Arizona just in time for a rain storm. I am begining to wonder if there is anyplace in the USA that is having good weather right now.  Keep warm and dry Suz......Anne

Anonymous said...

Hi,

I know it is easy to get tired of the snow.  I think this may be the case, but don't take my word for it, that with Global Warming, certain areas may get more snowfall because of the aftereffects.  You may want to look into that honey.

Hugs,
Anita