I was walking the dogs earlier, and I had a strange thought. I get them now and then.
While I was walking the dogs, poor little Baby couldn't hold it any longer. She stopped to do her business on the sidewalk in front of a little girl, about 3, who had just told me I have very cute little doggies.
I carry pretty little blue plastic bags, as I am a good neighbor. She tried so hard to hold it. I could tell. She was doing the "poop walk." I was (discreetly) laughing at the poor little hound because she could not hold her - her what? Stool, I decided.
I wanted to think, turd, but it really isn't a turd until it hits the ground, is it?
3 comments:
Could be a turd, unless there's some law of nature that states it's a turd only if it drops. I like the phrase "eliminating". So, maybe she was in the process of eliminating and then when it hit, it became "eliminating a turd." ~Peachy
I had a strange thought. I get them now and then.
only now and then?? ROLF! --Albert
feces, stool, dropping, elimination, poop....its the same, no matter what you call it. :-)
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