Monday, February 12, 2007

A pearl of wisdom

 

Do not try to travel too soon after a shoulder surgery.

Bonus pearl: Do not forget to get out the little quart baggie of liquid items in 3 oz or less size bottles and hand it to someone. You will be wanded, felt up, and kept around for 20 minutes or so, even if the baggie is all ready to go and you just forgot to get it out because you were trying to get your shoes, two jackets, a laptop, the laptop case, a cell phone, keys, and whatever else off and onto the counter for the checkers to paw through. I think that lady touched me in places no one else ever has.

I think this is the first time I have ever explained a pearl. Blame it on the fact that I haven't slept since Friday. Tonight's not looking too good either, but I hope to get in a few hours of sleep, at least!

 

 

 

 

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

now I bet that lady did not touch you like you WERE touched lol Man I hate that and you know what I WOULD NOT WANT THAT JOB!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

What an experience!! LOL
Missie

Anonymous said...

oh man i hope you sleep and rest and enjoy your trip ok?

Deb

Anonymous said...

They could eliminate a lot of complaints by partnering with a corporate sponsor, say for instance, Hooters. Or maybe Penthouse. The last time one of our Copettes was copping a feel, erm.. frisking a female hottie suspect I don't think there was a dry eye in the whole jail.

I had a front row seat. Seniority has its privileges.

Anonymous said...

And did you call your friendly XYZ agent to complain about what happened?  I'm  sure it was her/his fault after all!  I hope you get some rest while away.

Monica

Anonymous said...

di dyou at least get a kiss for your trouble??  rose~

Anonymous said...

Hope your having a great trip!!!!!!!!!