I wish to confess that it was me. I had an affair. I am not proud of it, but it was lots of fun.
I am the other parent of Anna Nicole Smith's baby. Her hair is really red, like mine, but they dyed it so no one would be able to tell.
My people will be talking to her people.
I am not looking for publicity or anything, I just thought we should keep the record straight. I am not a lawyer, or a photographer, and she never asked me to make her a princess, but there you have it.
*really I am just covering for Remo, who probably is the only person who won't claim to be the father.
14 comments:
Whoops I think you do have a memory problem. lol Paula
LOL - I can only imagine all the "fathers" that will be coming out of the woodwork.
Monica
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! you got my attention.
LOL have a good weekend
Deb
Thanks for the smile ... it's been a long day! rose~
that is hilarious and thanks for all the chatting today. I have so enjoyed it
rofl...I wouldn't put nuthin past that Remo character
LOL....yeah, I will not be surprised to see several more daddies come out of the woodwork. I wish they could keep that innocent baby out of the spotlight.
LOL---I've been suspecting Remo all along ;)
In an effort to keep the record straight, I hereby divulge one of the "truisms" of ManVille. It is rarely spoken aloud and never in the presence of women, but circumstances deem it appropriate. It is a phrase usually spoken across a table covered in empty beer bottles during discussions about skanky women:
"I wouldn't fuck her with YOUR dick."
See, I TOLD you Remo would deny it!
xoxo
Anna Nicole isn't really dead after all. I saw her yesterdsay, working in a Wal-Mart here in Texas! The Faux Cowboy
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I meant to say "YESTERDAY". I'm not drunk......... Jon
ROFL. My dad was talking about joining the list. He said he's got as good a shot as most of those guys of being a close genetic match. Mom was not amused... heh
Smukke
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