I don't want my sexy back. I want my brain back. I miss it, and it's too tiny to be out alone.
All y'all know I live way up here in the north. It's cold. We have three seasons - July, August, and Winter. We all know I hate it, too. Today it was 63 degrees. Warm, sunny, just an all around lovely day. I spent much of it outside with the dogs, walking and visiting with the neighbors. I felt good.
It still gets dark early, so I came in and did some chores. I finally put my jammies on about 10:30 pm, and within ten minutes Baby hit the servant bell, so I had to take them outside. I grabbed my jacket, locked the front door, and we went out.
At least I know my right and left pretty well. Right pocket, empty bags. Left pocket, full bags. Anyway, it was still so nice out that we decided to walk around the block.
About halfway around I realized that you are free to call me Dumb and Dumber.
Dumb, because I walked around the block in my jammies. I didn't even have my cell phone with me for ID or for emergencies. I just walked the same as I would in my jeans during the day. Luckily, no one saw me. Luckily, these jammies are just basic solid color light polartec and look like regular clothes. Sort of.
Dumber, because when I looked at the pond, I almost smacked myself literally in the head, but I was afraid of knocking some more brain cells loose that would then fall out my ear when I sleep on my side.
This one is too good to miss. Mrs L has to think I have the geographical skills of a two year old. Yes, as a matter of fact, I do. Mirror image indeed - LMAO! Turning a picture into a mirror image does not change the fact that the sun still rises in the east. It's not like I have never been to the Outer Banks, either. I know where they are.
I am humbled by my own stupidity.
I hope I don't start drooling or peeing in my pants or something.
Myonly defense is - well, I don't have one. I do know that you can see a sunset from the Outer Banks. No mirrors or smoke needed.
Does that allow me to still feel good?
10 comments:
...............and the defense rests! haaaaaaa I know how you feel Suzy! Anne
Welcome to the club hahaha:)
Deb
Awww you'll be okay. Sometime as you get older you just don't give a fig what people think. Paula
LOL! Jae
I gave up on getting sexy back! When I was training for the job I have is when I realized how much of my brain is missing. ::sigh:: Welcome to the club.
Monica
It could always have been worse! Remember that! LOL. All my jammies have designs on them like snowflakes or hearts. At least yours were plain to be outside. You should never go out at night however without your phone!
Missie
Did you lighten your hair again?
I don't color my hair, Remo, it's all natural. Maybe the newer grays are causing this blondish behavior?
xoxo
oh and the club does grow doesn't it??!! ~rose
Yeah, what Paula said! ;-)
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