Hello?
Mom?
Yes (and whom were you expecting?)
What is your social security number?
Why might you be needing that?
I am putting you down as beneficiary for my life insurance policy.
Why are you buying insurance?
It's from here.
Work?
Yes.
What about dental insurance?
(sigh) I wish.
Are you sure that is why you need the number?
Yes.
How much will I get?
$25,000. (number given)
When are you planning to die?
I have to go.....
11 comments:
God save us all from a premature death and our children. Anne
Bless her heart.
I have so much life insurance, I am worth a lot more dead than I am alive.
hugs,
Kathi
Nothing like a mother's love...
LMAO!!!
You nut!
Connie
Very funny!
LMAO!!!!
..if you invite her over anytime soon hide all the knives, razor blades, tools and pills.
Aunt Dubby
ha I 'll have to remember that one! rose
ROFL
aaahahahahahahahaha!!!!! You crack me up. judi
Just an aside, but I've never been asked to provide a SS# when listing a beneficiary. Check your credit lately? She might need that insurance after all.
bahahahhahahahahhahah omg
TOO funny
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