Wednesday, March 30, 2005

Needed: One Fat Lady

It seemed a safe bet. The child needed money to move, and doesn't save very well. She needed cash to have the kitten spayed and declawed. I figured once I reminded her that it would be wise to do both surgeries at once and save the expense of two anesthesias and the cat the agony of two separate recoveries, she wouldn't have the funds to get the kitten taken care of before she moved.

After all, she is already in the process of moving, right? She took a few things out and has been sleeping in the new apartment while she paints it.

It seems that now, after all these years, she puts the budgeting skills to use that I taught her. The kitten is recovering upstairs in the child's bedroom.

No problem, you say? The child is at work, of course. Nurse Mother here is the one who has to keep checking on the kitten and being sure it's recovering nicely. The poor baby has a scratch collar on which just isn't the best accessory to wear this season. At least it's clear so the baby can see where she is going. My dogs are going bonkers and my poor old cat will soon wake up and join the dogs.

I need that Fat Lady to sing. Soon!

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Needed: One Fat Lady"--- You rang?

Anonymous said...

im singing

Anonymous said...

I can sing for you...I'm faaat sooo fat...fat,fat, fat, oooooo ahhhhhh...

Stacy

Anonymous said...

All the fat ladies who sing are slimming down, haven't you heard?  --Albert

Anonymous said...

Can I apply for this job?  I'm fat but, I can't sing.  Unless  you want to hear the dogs howl! :-P

Monica
http://journals.aol.com/photographybymon/Mamarazzi/

Anonymous said...

When my cats were neutered I felt so sorry for them...not because they lost their manhood but because they were so wobbly and then they tried to walk and barfed.  Poor babies!  Hope the kitty feels better soon!  And what we mommy's won't do for our kids!!???  Rose

Anonymous said...

Still fat...but losing!
I guess I can still sing!  lol
Connie

Anonymous said...

poor baby kitty....and poor nurse mama....I hope that it settles down soon for ya!
hugs,
Kathi