Tuesday, January 9, 2007

Good news, bad news

Life is a balancing act, isn't it? Sometimes it is more obvious than others. I swear if I lose 5 lbs, someone near me suddenly says, "Hey! I gained 5 lbs! Then I start to feel guilty. I have wondered, if everyone in the world gained 5 lbs, would the earth slow down from the weight? I am surprised that we blossoming Americans haven't thrown the whole orbit of the galaxy off by now.

The good news is that I finally wrote the letter and accompanying list of issues for the condo people. The bad news is that my document printer won't print well. It needs to be run through the test cycle. (I don't want to use the photo printer, although I can.)

The good news is that the test cycle is well described in the manual, which is lucky since I can't remember anything. The bad news is that I was unable to find the manual.

The good news is that Molly and I found the manual, somehow right where I had already looked. The bad news is that Molly didn't follow me out of the room when I left it and shut the door. She eventually started quietly scratching the door. (This has happened before, the silly dog!)

The good news is that I have been given the name of a vet that will charge only $23 a monthly shot for Molly's medication instead of my current vet's charge of $55. The bad news is that I have been going to the same vet's office for 30 years. Change is good, right?

The good news is that my doctor has already mailed me a prescription for physical therapy following my shoulder surgery. I had believed this to begin 4 weeks after surgery. The bad news is that I was misinformed. It starts five DAYS after surgery. That sounds very painful to me.

The good news is that we haven't had any snow and it has been very warm, considering this is Michigan, this winter so far. The bad news is that the fun is over. It's snot-freezing cold outside.

The good news is that several neighbors have offered a hand when I am recovering from surgery. Personally I think they all want to play with Molly. The bad news is that three of them will be out of town for two weeks or more right after the surgery. I wonder if that is a coincidence or not?

The good news is that I love wildlife and having coyotes nearby doesn't bother me much. The bad news was last night I heard a small animal screaming outside when I had the dogs out and had to drag them in. Mother Nature can be a real bitch sometimes. Coyotes can't go to the local grocery store for dinner. I haven't seen any Coyote Chow there anyway.

The good news is I passed my yearly (which was due last spring) dermatology exam and I didn't have any new skin cancer. The bad news is he still got to spray me in four different areas with the liquid nitrogen. That stuff stings really badly. My dermatologist is a sadist, but he is California surfer cute and charming, so he gets away with it. Child concurred on that one after she went to see him also.

The good news is a friend wants to come see me the day after surgery. The bad news is he can only come at 7 am due to a conference.

The good news is I will have surgery in 9 days. The bad news is I will have surgery in 9 days. Is anyone willing to accept an email or call from the child and put the word out on how I am doing if I can't do it? I fully expect to use the computer the same day, but who knows for sure?

 

 

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

At least you have some good to offset the bad!  Have a good evening.
Missie

Anonymous said...

sent you an email

Deb

Anonymous said...

Wow, you have a lot going on........good news AND bad.  I hope your surgery and recovery goes well.  I am leaving this Friday and won't be back for a couple of weeks.  Take care and hug Ms Molly and Baby.  BTW........that is a BIG difference in price for the monthly shot.   Anne

Anonymous said...

Do you REALLY want me talking to your daughter?

Anonymous said...

OK, let me rephrase the question. Is there someone besides Remo who will do this for me? Oh, look, I already got an offer, thanks, anyway, Remo....

xoxo

Anonymous said...

1.  I am surprised the world hasn't flipped myself or at least my work, bus drivers are a fat lot.
2.  no suggestions since my printer is old, and only has black ink...too cheap to buy colors
3.  tell your vet about the other vet maybe he'll give you the same deal?
4.  hopefully you can take heavy-duty drugs during therapy???  
5.  yep cold here too
6.  damn neighbors, what are they thinking!!/??
7.  we have coyotes here too, they have been feasting on the little dogs everywhere!
8.  wish I lived in Michigan I love doctor's that can pass for eye candy.
9.  oh God no!! Remo talking to your daughter!!! better ask somebody else!

I hope everything goes smoothly during your surgery.  As I said before my dad had that type of surgery and he's 70, came out great!

Rose~

Anonymous said...

Life is definitely a balancing act!  At least you can look and find some good among the bad, not all can do that.  I'd offer to come by and help but, it's a bit of a drive for me to do that.  Besides, my company informed me I only have 10 hours of vacation time available right now.  ::sigh:: I don't remember using that much vacation time!  I hope all goes well with your surgery and that you take a good pain killer when you go to physical therapy ... if not have a good strong drink!

Monica

Anonymous said...

Good luck with everything Suzie!! I'd be happy to take the call from your daughter, but since I don't have a journal, you'd need to provide me with a list of folks to email. Let me know if you'd like me to help!!

:) Carol

Anonymous said...

I will do anything I can to help after your surgery.  Kiss Molly and Baby for me.

Terra

Anonymous said...

If we break even on the good v. bad news, we're doing alright!
:)

Child can email me....I'll be happy to spread the word.