He touched your what?

My forever friend was here for dinner not long ago. He has known me since we started first grade. He said he misses my "stories." He was referring to my children's protective services stories. As any social worker, EMT or cop can tell you, the things that really happen are way over the top compared to anything you see on television or in the movies. I have decided to drop a few stories now and then into my entries. I was thinking recently about one call I got while I was temporarily placed in the office and taking the original calls rather than going out and doing the investigating.

The only case I have written about before is in the entry entitled "Lisa's Law" that lead to a new law in our state that a person who has been convicted of a sex crime cannot adopt children.

It seems that there was a substitute teacher in a lower grade, first or second. Three little boys, Boys A, B, and C, asked to go to the bathroom together. Boy A gets behind Boy B while B is urinating, and says to Boy C, "Watch this!" Boy B sticks his penis into the buttocks of Boy A. Boy C runs back to the classroom yelling, "You all ain't gonna believe what I just saw!" and proceeds to share the story.

Substitute teacher does not call the principal, CPS, or anyone. She goes home at the end of the day. So do the boys.

The next morning the principal gets a phone call from Boy A's parents. She has absolutely no idea as to what they are talking about and has to sort things out. She talks to Boy B, who reported that he was just doing what he saw his momma's boyfriend do to his momma that morning.