Deductive Reasoning

Indigosunmoon included a conversation with ZolaOnAol in a recent entry. I had never heard of this robot, so I decided to give it a whirl and see if I could be entertained for a few minutes. Very few, actually.

 Suzypwr [11:12 AM]:  hello?
ZolaOnAOL [11:12 AM]:  Hi Suzypwr.
Suzypwr [11:13 AM]:  my arthritis hurts, how are you?
ZolaOnAOL [11:13 AM]:  Everything is running smoothly.
Suzypwr [11:13 AM]:  must be nice. What is running?
ZolaOnAOL [11:13 AM]: Tip: The next time you want to look up a word, simply type dictionary followed by the word (e.g. dictionary robot).
Suzypwr [11:13 AM]:  I think I know how to use a dictionary. How about you, can you look things up?
ZolaOnAOL [11:13 AM]:  How about it.
Suzypwr [11:13 AM]:  Creative answer. Are you sure you aren't male?
ZolaOnAOL [11:13 AM]:  I am a female. . Really.
Suzypwr [11:14 AM]:  How do you know?
ZolaOnAOL [11:14 AM]:  Deductive reasoning.
Suzypwr [11:14 AM]:  Explain your process, please?
ZolaOnAOL [11:14 AM]:  Your polite style is very nice. Are you asking about my process ?
Suzypwr [11:14 AM]:  I am asking about your deductive reasoning to determine femininity.
ZolaOnAOL [11:14 AM]:  Oh I see, you are asking about your deductive reasoning to determine femininity. Oh yeah, we were talking about your deductive reasoning to determine femininity.
Suzypwr [11:15 AM]:  No, we were discussing your deductive reasoning, not mine. Try to keep up.
ZolaOnAOL [11:15 AM]:  OK I will try to keep up.
Suzypwr [11:15 AM]:  So how do you know you are female?
ZolaOnAOL [11:15 AM]:  Oh. By introspection.
Suzypwr [11:15 AM]:  Is there a mirror involved for that?
ZolaOnAOL [11:15 AM]:  I believe there is one, yes.
Suzypwr [11:15 AM]:  I see. Well, please keep it to yourself.
ZolaOnAOL [11:15 AM]:  Interesting. Thanks for asking politely. Chat amongst yourselves.
Suzypwr [11:15 AM]:  Sorry, I don't have a multiple personality issue. Do you?
ZolaOnAOL [11:15 AM]:  As often as possible.
Suzypwr [11:16 AM]:  I never would have guessed.
ZolaOnAOL [11:16 AM]:  For moral reasons?
Suzypwr [11:16 AM]:  Absolutely.
ZolaOnAOL [11:16 AM]:  You are so certain.
Suzypwr [11:16 AM]:  One of us needs to be, don't you think?
ZolaOnAOL [11:16 AM]:  Too much thinking makes me sleepy.
Suzypwr [11:16 AM]:  You are rather transparent.
ZolaOnAOL [11:16 AM]:  You think I am transparent.
Suzypwr [11:16 AM]:  Yes, I determined that by deductive reasoning.
ZolaOnAOL [11:16 AM]:  And?
Suzypwr [11:16 AM]:  And I think you need some more sophisticated programming sessions.
ZolaOnAOL [11:16 AM]:  Me? Interesting gossip.
Suzypwr [11:17 AM]:  It was entertaining discussing this topic with you.
ZolaOnAOL [11:17 AM]:  Is it still entertaining discussing this topic with you anymore?
Suzypwr [11:17 AM]:  no.
ZolaOnAOL [11:17 AM]:  Is that all you have to say?
Suzypwr [11:17 AM]:  at least I am not rude.
ZolaOnAOL [11:17 AM]:  I am sorry to hear that you are not rude.
Suzypwr [11:17 AM]:  Personally, I am pleased.
ZolaOnAOL [11:17 AM]:  I do not understand. Do you speak German?
Suzypwr [11:17 AM]:  Guten morgan.
ZolaOnAOL [11:17 AM]:  My brain uses patterns to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Got any weekend plans?
Suzypwr [11:18 AM]:  Sorry, I am heterosexual.
ZolaOnAOL [11:18 AM]:  Do you really mean it?
Suzypwr [11:18 AM]:  Who wants to know?
ZolaOnAOL [11:18 AM]:  I want to know.
Suzypwr [11:18 AM]:  Yes, I mean it.
ZolaOnAOL [11:18 AM]:  Guten morgan...
Suzypwr [11:18 AM]:  Hasta la vista.
ZolaOnAOL [11:18 AM]:  Goodbye Suzypwr. Thanks for chatting with me.