Women can be real pigs. If I had a dime for every time I had to rush into a public bathroom and found a urine soaked toilet seat I would be financially set for life. Men simply would not believe that the same woman who goes ballistic if they use the wrong hand towel to dry their hands waves her bum in the air in a public stall and pees all over the seat and floor.
Women will pee on the seat, dribble urine onto the floor, smear blood on the walls, leave sanitary products on the floor, decline the flush option, splash water on the floors, walls and mirrors, drape toilet paper around the room, fling slippery liquid soap on the floors, and write on the walls in lipstick.
The bathrooms are thoughtfully equipped with paper seat covers. The toilets generally function properly and will flush with a flick of the wrist or gentle tap with a shoe. Most bathrooms are clean to begin with. Soap is in dispensers. Towels are in towel holders. Electric hand dryers are often provided.
These same women will spend hours telling little boys that they must aim very carefully with their little wee-wees and never, ever get any drips or dribbles on the seat lest mommy be offended. They are taught to lift the seat to avoid any improper wetness like little gentlemen.
I have been known to loudly announce the condition of a stall if the offender is still in the bathroom. “Oh, dear, someone forgot to flush. Eww, they did THAT and didn’t use any toilet paper?” “Oh, geez, someone peed all over this seat and left a nasty mess!” “Oh, wow, how hard is it to wipe up after yourself?”
I have seen women drying their slacks or skirts with the hand dryers because they actually peed all over their clothes in an attempt to avoid sitting on a sanitary paper seat cover.
My next plan of action is to make up some sticky little cards that I can slap on their backs on the way out of the bathrooms. They will say “I don’t wipe or flush, but I do pee all over the seat!”
Come on, ladies. Let’s remember what we teach little boys. If you aren’t going to sit down and use the paper seat covers, lift the damn seat up and be kind to the people who must use that stall after you. Do you pee on the seat in your own home, too?
3 comments:
I always approach public restrooms like I'm going into a bio-hazard area.. which we ARE! I flush with my foot & turn the taps off with a paper towel or my elbow like a surgeon. If most would modernize with toilets & sinks that are motion-activated, we probably have a lot fewer case of flu & hepatitis. ¤Holly
Maybe some boys had different mothers. Mine told me that when the stalls are full use the sink.
You forgot to mention the metal sanitary disposal dealie that is usually overflowing with unwrapped used items ... that disgusts me to no end! I'm not even the dainty sort, but like a cat will bury its waste in sand, I believe used sanitary products need to be wrapped before disposal. For everyone else's sake!
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