My home is owned by a 16 year old cat. At least, that is how she sees it. We are allowed to live here as long as we meet her every whim. All whims are subject to change.
Also living here are two beagles. Now beagles are very sweet dogs, great with kids, and more affectionate than any other breed I have met. However, they are not the mental giants of the dog world. In fact, I consider them dumb as bricks, but I love them unconditionally.
My older one, Molly, once turned on my hair dryer when I was in the shower. I prayed she didn't bring it to me. She loves to eat lipstick. She can get on the kitchen table, jump to the counter, and eat whole loaves of bread. The younger one, Baby, is very passive and just cheers Molly on. She likes bread, too. Baby has a problem remembering where she is supposed to go potty. She has decided that since I use the bathroom, she will too. I wash a lot of throw rugs.
Beagles will eat anything. Besides bread and lipstick, they love grapes, olives, Granny Smith apples, ice cream, hand cream, carrots, plastic, pumpkin, socks, peanut butter, peanut shells, cat food, cat turds, and Vaseline. They are now too well behaved to eat shoes.
They also love everyone. Most dogs bark an alert when they see a car or stranger outside. Mine whine and sit, as they do for treats. I have, however, seen Wiz the cat get big hair and growl at people walking up to my door. I was once dogsitting two dogs for a friend and the (declawed) cat beat the crap out of them because she thought they were hurting me.
At night the dogs crawl under the covers and snuggle. The cat sneaks on top of the covers and lies over Baby's head. Baby has too much respect to ask Wiz to move. So do I.
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um my dogs eat cat tootsies soooooooooo I have a great thing all enjoy its called kitty litter cake. If you havent had it Ishall share a picture with you and the recipe. Its simply wonderful though gross to look at!!!!!! If you d like it email me Im sure with your sense of humor you would get a kick out of it
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